flesh flapper

one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.

Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.

by Klemintina March 15, 2011

whale flippers

Synonym: bingo wings, sagging fat that hangs from under obese persons' arms and is seen especially when the arms are lifted and shaken while the person is shouting "Bingo!".

Look at those whale flippers! That lady must easily be over 500 pounds!

by pentozali August 25, 2013

Salad Flapper

A person who flaps their salad (ie. spews bullshit)

- "All I'm saying is that Guy is a fucking coward"

-"Hey bro, don't flap your salad"

-"I ain't no Salad Flapper"

by Danny Do Shit May 15, 2015

willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

ripper flapper

when you rip your dick skin with nail clippers

wow angus has ripper flapper

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

floor flapper

Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.

We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....

by Not a Flapper August 3, 2019

crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020