Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.

Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!

by Shawn B. April 30, 2003

Flats

A 'flats' or humuorous misspelling of 'fats' means that someone is 'fat' but used to escape the wrath of so person.
'Flats' should not be sparingly used as it means no harm.
'Flats' also is used in place for an explicit word.

1. 'Shut up, you flats!'
2. 'Ahh, your such a flats!'
3. 'Shut the flats up!'

by Shaqman February 21, 2007

flanted

wispered, flaunt, talk, dealt,

"flanted on"

by noixz January 15, 2009

flanthrax

one who sucks off older men then gargles their cum for two minutes after ejaculation.

you better gargle that jizz flanthrax ...CAN YOU DIG IT!!!

by Cyrus Digs it! September 24, 2007

flatsmacked

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.

Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!

by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023

flantin

A loser father who works all day.

I called my dad a flantin

by Zachariae December 16, 2007