fig twister

An imaginary thing

Gosh unicorns are such a fig twister

by MarJoe28 May 06, 2019

Average Fig

A person that tries to be a special snow flake because they think thats cool

Thomas Is such an Average Fig

by Droid your looking for December 08, 2015

Who gives a flying fig

A euphemism for who gives a flying fuck.

Bob: Hey, I just beat Super mario kaizo 64!
Luddite: Who gives a flying fig about your game?!

by Youtube Pooper May 07, 2017

Fig the wig

angry woman who is on her period

my wife today went fig the wig mode

by randomreddituser January 02, 2023

fig socks

figgy socky :3 silly silly sock fig

I love you fig socks :3

by pinocchiop biggest fan December 20, 2022

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 14, 2024

street waving fig

A possum headed raggamuffin located at either side of the road, usually trying to elicit sexual acts without success.

You fucking street waving fig. Get your thirsty tongue away from my ass hole.

by The street waver June 24, 2017