fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

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yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets, I’m gonna sue!

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019

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Fidget Cube

A fidget toy that is better than autistic spinner
You can fuck around with buttons on fidget cube
Oh and its cheaper

Joel: Man the fidget cube is great!
Durv: Nah the autistic spinner is better
OH SHIT A NEW SKIN THAT IS WORTH 9mill$$$ BETTER GET IT NOW!
Joel:Meh il play on the fidget cube

by Thedestructor200000000!!!!! May 19, 2017

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Fidget Spinner

Verb. A sex position in which the person receiving spins on the dick like a fidget spinner.

Yo me and my girl tried the fidget spinner last night, I'm gonna need reconstruction surgery.

by burnin itchin April 2, 2019

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fidget spinner

n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.

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Must have fidget spinner. MUST HAVE FIDGET SPINNER! MUST...HAVE....FIDGET.....SPINNER!!!!

by gnostic3 June 10, 2017

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