father of the year

Poor attempt at being a stand up Dad

That idiot left his kid in the car again. He is definitely going for father of the year.

by RedsWords November 22, 2014

Fatherless Child Core

A type of an aesthetic, mainly refered to people with taste.

„Ur gay? Fatherless child lmao”
„Bro what is that? Ur alt? It looks more like fatherless child core to me”

by ItsChaffy September 3, 2021

fatherless behavior

you

Someone: "thats such fatherless behavior"

You: "im just existing??"
Someone: "exactly"

by bo_lol July 24, 2021

Fatherfucker

The opposite of the word Motherfucker.

Yo Dad is A Fatherfucker, Bitch!

by RoB November 17, 2003

how's your father

Sexual intercourse (English 20th century)
Provenance: how's your father? catchphrase associated with the British music-hall comedian Harry Tate (1872-1940). Apparently, he would exclaim it as a way of changing the subject and in order to get out of a difficult situation. The phrase either subsequently or simultaneously took on a life of its own meaning the same as a 'thingummy' or anything the speaker did not wish to name. From that, in phrases like 'indulging in a spot of how's-your-father', it became a euphemism for sexual activity.
From _Dictionary of Catchphrases_ (1995) by Nigel Rees

They were in the snug engaging in a spot of how's your father.

by Christian B2 July 26, 2006

feather the clutch

letting a fart out slowly to avoiding shitting your pants in the process.

After eating spicy thai food,I had to feather the clutch the rest of the day.

by buttpirate81 December 16, 2009

Feather

A father who truly enjoys playing with his very young children for extended periods of time, especially while sober.

Russ: Chris said he had a great time at the Great Wolf Lodge this weekend playing in the pool with his 4-year-old twins.

Ted: And he said he didn't even drink! What a fuckin' feather!

Russ: Yep, sober. He said tossing the beach ball was second most fun next to making waves with his arms.

by hodags1966 November 10, 2020