by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008
Get the fecal ferretmug. by Alex Malfoy 7 December 19, 2019
Get the Ferretmug. Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
Get the Text Ferretmug. A ground type pokemon, commonly sighted oh earth, although EX versions are strictly not found on earth.
by HyperOwl April 6, 2018
Get the Ferretmug. A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.
While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.
by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012
Get the toilet ferretmug. by Fletch1975 March 18, 2020
Get the Bowel Ferretmug. An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere
by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019
Get the Mrs ferretmug.