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foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.
Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"
by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010
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fetus juice

Amniotic fluid.
"Man, her water broke, and she got fetus juice all over my shoes."
by Pantana666 September 21, 2015
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Fetuskicker69

The only guy who will drop kick your child whilst you are watching
Woman: ITS FETUSKICKER69 HE KICKED MY BABY!
News: The infamous FetusKicker69 is running around drop kicking children whilst stroking them
by Mike Hunt March 6, 2017
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Fetus fucker

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a newborn infant.
Jason:Hey bro my wife just had a baby!
Eric:yeah I’m a fetus fucker I just took its virginity after 18 seconds I fucked it in the ass when it came out her vagina.
by Crackheadniggerpenis August 17, 2022
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Fetus

A tabby cat that primary eats paper and runs on your ankles while you walk.
There is a Fetus in my hamper
by Beardface McWonderful March 14, 2014
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fetus poacher

any doctor who performs abortions
Sally was a month late, so I took her to the fetus poacher.
by John E. Blaze April 25, 2006
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fetusfox

Firefox beta 2.01 is fetusfox!
by fetus one? June 21, 2006
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