by smeg head October 23, 2003
by lance buttermilk December 12, 2006
When one begins to defecate and nothing is released, but suddenly a huge amount of fecal water rushes through your anus, prodominantly lasting for up to 20 seconds.
Yo man i had to go so bad today, i thought it was gonna be chunks and hurt like hell, but it was just a fecal stream.
by Merk Stahlcini May 04, 2006
"I've been working on a project for my boss all week and last night I had a moment of fecal lucidity. There is no fucking way I will be able to complete it by the deadline because I have no clue what I am doing!" -Me
by MrMethod July 20, 2006
When things just really really suck and your having a crappy time.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
When you sit down to shit and your crap comes out faster than you can control, and you spray poop all over like a fine mist.
Dan's world seemed to be one big Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
I drank a fifth of gin, and ate at Taco Bell today. Tonight the forecast calls for one huge Fecal blizzard.
by Aqua lung October 08, 2013
/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.
This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.
by Matt*ee November 20, 2010
When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up
by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017