Faceblock

Faceblock: /fās/bläk/ verb; To Faceblock is to prevent another person, intentionally or inadvertently, from having sexual intercourse with a third party via Facebook. A faceblock or faceblocker is a person who engages in such obstruction or intervention.

Ex. "I thought everything was going well with Jessica and I. Until Ryan tagged that picture of another woman and I, and totally faceblocked me."

by WILDCARD760 May 16, 2011

facebinger

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011

facebanked

Getting aquired by facebook

"My app got facebanked today, making me a billionaire" - app developer

by osuthorpe September 19, 2012

facebiotch

An unjustifiably overly popular person with several online friends. This person usually gets lots of positive feedback for posts and pictures and seldom will respond back or acknowledge the attention they get. A facebiotch will usually only pay attention to new people until they no longer have a use for them.

McKayla is such a facebiotch that she couldn't even comment on the funny inside joke that I posted for her birthday.

by glassh0uses November 12, 2012

facebooed

To complain about a company, product, service or person on Facebook, either directly to them or by tagging them in a post.

I facebooed the cable company and they gave me a refund for my service being out.

by English pip December 10, 2013

faceback

the feedback one receives from one's friends who have visited one's facebook.

The faceback I have been receiving for the last few days is imposing.

by uttam maharjan March 29, 2011

facebait

A party, event or gathering known or designed to attract celeb-watchers whose sole desire is to be snapped by the paparazzi in close proximity to their favourite D-lister in the vain hope that their face appears in the corner of a photo in the next edition of Heat magazine.

China White at closing time, Leicester Square on new-release night, the BAFTAs etc. are all examples of facebait events containing the necessary ingredients of: d-list celebs, paparazzi and excitable and hormonally imbalanced fans.

by Jim in London April 23, 2008