feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)

Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.

by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009

feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

Feckin

Irish therm for Fucking

ya wee feckin ejit

by J and Bob February 7, 2003

Fecal Cell Anemia

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

fecal lasagna

Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.

Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.

by bobthechef May 10, 2006

fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.

The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!

by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006

Fecess

This word is the act of using diarrhea as an excuse to get out of an unpleasant task. Kind of like a recess.

Jerome did not want to go to jail for a third consecutive arrest for the possesion of crack cocaine during a routine traffic stop, he told the police officer that he was driving 83 mph in a school zone because he had explosive diarrhea. Nice fecess Jerome, I'm very proud of ya.

by Dr J G July 17, 2009