What you here in the infinite Ikea from the SCP series after the lights turn off.
This means you have been spotted by an Employee.
RUN!!!
"Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building." - SCP-3008-2
by SpeedyG877 November 24, 2020
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Aussie exit

Similar to the Irish exit where one leaves a party without saying a word, the Australian exit or Aussie exit entails leaving a party and taking a person with you to have sex before kicking them out early the next morning because you need to catch a flight and leave the country.

Variations of this could include:
Leaving a party and then hitting someone up for sex (tinder/hinge/grinder).
Leaving a party because someone texted you at 2AM to hook up.
J: Damn, I nearly missed my flight because the guy I went home with last night wouldn't wake up.

M: Sounds like you made an Aussie exit!
by MArco333232 November 17, 2023
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Ultimate Exit

When you have such a bad Projectile Trifecta that you end up dying from it.
The grim reality of the situation hit them hard when they realized that their beloved pet had suffered the Ultimate Exit, succumbing to a tragic Projectile Trifecta in its final moments.
by SICKPIGS July 23, 2024
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wikipedia exit

when a movie or show is so bad, long, or gruesome you quit and just read the plot summary on wikipedia instead
i wanted to know how it ended but there were six seasons so i did a wikipedia exit
by sureidid January 28, 2024
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Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation
"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"
by CactusInPot September 11, 2020
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exit-ortion

The retailers practice of trying to extract donations, often for unknown charities, from customers at the checkout -

"would you like to make a contribution to .... today?".
The cashier tried asked for an exit-ortion donation at the checkout.
by bamca July 24, 2017
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Academic Exit

A person who sneaks out of lectures unnoticed, and/or drops out of their education
oh no, Adam made an academic exit

I made a well-calculated academic exit last week

- Where is Adam?

- He made an academic exit during the break
by April 27, 2023
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