Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.

She is such an Evelyn Parker.

by mac.s17 March 18, 2022

Evelyn

A very stubborn, cold but can be a great person when you need her. She is really straight up, and will give you advice that will hurt you, but will help in the future. (eventually) She is someone that is very mysterious, and hides a lot of things. But once you turn into a special person to her, and be in her soft spot, she will open up to you, and you will see her as a whole different person. She has beautiful eyes, that once you look at them you get mesmerized. She has long hair, a body of a goddess, and you will surely fall in love with her once you talk to her. She will put you down a lot of times, but once you show her that you're not a person who gives up, she will give you a chance and sees how it goes. Evelyn is a person who you can put your trust in, and she is a person who also will break your heart. But she will make it up to you once she realizes how wrong she was. Evelyn might be stubborn but she is someone who learns from her mistakes and does choices that will help her be someone better. She is an independent women, She won't change for no man either. She is a strong person and will do anything to make her life successful. If you have an Evelyn in you're life, you're really lucky, even if she pisses you off a lot, and breaks you're heart, She is worth it. Trust her.

Person 1: I can't believe Evelyn would do that!!
Person 2: Shut up, Go back to her before you're life turns into a living hell without her!!

by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022

Evelyn

Beautiful women with a sensitive soul, with edge

Evelyn is an amazing person, on a good day.

by bdit2 December 5, 2024

Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰

Don’t be such a Evelyn Prune

by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022

Evelyn

Evelyn is the most generous, sexy, kind, loyal, outgoing, the best listener, open minded, kind hearted, sweetest, thoughtful, hot, gorgeous, independent, intelligent, hardworking, creative, patient in the ENTIRE universe not even the amount of compliments i just named tell you how perfect she is. Perfect is a tiny word for Evelyn there is no word in this world that could ever truly tell you how amazing and perfect Evelyn is, it just wont be big enough. If you ever have a problem you can always count on Evelyn. If you're ever sad you can always count on Evelyn to be there. Shes the best person ever, just one look at her and you will completely melt because of how perfect she is. There is seven levels of beauty, 1: Ugly 2: Ok 3: Cute 4: Hot 5: Gorgeous 6: Perfect and 7: Evelyn. No one can ever be better than Evelyn

Boy 1: Wow did you just see Evelyn!!? Damn no one in this world can compare to her shes perfect.
Girl 1: Look at Evelyn, shes so perfect i wish i could be as perfect as she is.

by evelyn81982773 December 9, 2022

evelyn

maturity is self reflection. maturity is self awareness. maturity is independence. maturity the the ability to know when ur wrong and apologise. maturity is something that i hope u and ur friends can some day achieve because ur naive outlook on the world genuinely saddens me

when arguing with people less mature than you, evelyn pulls out great phrases about maturity

by anonymous December 1, 2021

evelyn

evelyn is a smart sexy loving girl who works at jersey mikes. anyone who has had an evelyn in their life would be the luckiest man alive. her ass is fat and outs smiles on peoples faces when she walks in the room.

wow that girl is so pretty
yeah shes a total evelyn
aye im eating that cookie

by phatpusspuss June 28, 2025