Emil Macka

When your Swedish friend named Emil puts his butt cheeks surrounding your nose making you an Emil Macka \\ *-* //

Girl to girl
girl 1: oh we did the dirtiest thing yesterday
girl 2: really??? tell me all about it
girl 1: he did the Emil Macka on me *UwU*

by Empaah November 11, 2019

Emil

A man with an abnormaly small penis. He is also a balding man that no Ine really likes. His balls Are som hairy, Even his girlfriend feels bad for him.

This dog reminds med of Emils balls

by Haha_6969 December 1, 2019

karl emil

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.

Friend 1: Do you know Chewbacca?
Friend 2: do you mean Karl Emil?

by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018

Emil

Emil is a Gaga who Gag alot. Not only when he eats sumething disgusting, but also when he sees Sara Kozak who is the best person in the whole world and if you don't praise her you will get eaten and cooked by her so if you see this this is a threat to the humanity in 28seconds I will release a bomb that will kill All the humans and animals so me and my Alin family Kan take over and eat Thai food.

Emil:what a wonderful day, *sees sara* ohh hhhuiiiuiiiuuuui *gags cuz I'm cool af *

by Liten hjärna men ändå rätt November 24, 2021

Emil

Emil is a nice european guy who loves to learn languages and to eat noodles. Hes smart but he calls himself stupid(hes not). Emil is not sus and he has a nice voice, he knows a little bitta guitar.

-Who is that guy over there?
-Well if it isn't Emil
-Hey Emil! Can you translate this for us?
Emil -Sure

by Ellothesmello December 7, 2021

Emil

Someone who is hella sexy.

-Hello Emil , u looking good as always.
-I know.
-U are hella sexy.
-yes.

by MongoPsykos December 3, 2018

Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020