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Elon Musk

South African born neo-nazi, scam artist, transphobe, and terminally online drug addict, who slapped the name of one of the greatest minds in the history of humanity on to a shitty car company whose lineup is 90% vaporware (where are the Tesla robots, Elon? What about the Tesla Cybercab? Full self-driving?) He also believes in natalism, to make matters worse, wanting to have thousands of children because he believes in the "white genocide" conspiracy theory. As a result, he has so far had more than a dozen (that we know of) children using sex-selective IVF and surrogacy in order to ensure there are only males. (Because, obviously, you can have a sustainable population if you only have males being born. Just look at Mainland China.) He also supposedly believes that he is the reincarnation of Alexander the Great. (Just wait until Musk finds out that the Macedonian king was bisexual.)
Nikola Tesla must be turning in his grave right now, considering what Elon Musk has done to the Tesla name.
by This is my handle okay May 4, 2025
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Elon Musk

someone who smokes weed all the time, and just because he could, he blew up the biggest rocket in the world.
The oldest kid in the world with a bunch of money, Elon Musk.
by TheTrialGamer May 7, 2023
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Elon bucks

Twitters Ad revenue share ~ monetization programm. Elon bucks are payed to content-creators for reaching a high Impression count on their tweets, thereby also being responsible for more Ads being shown.

In proper response to the sudden increase of a certain type of Tweets, Twitter was simply called "X" ever since. No particular reason or insinuation.
"Whats wrong with Twitter nowadays? All I see is shit-posts, engagement-bait and memes."
"Elon bucks bro."
by B'neppe June 23, 2024
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Elon number

The number of people fucked between you and Elon Musk, especially in the transfem community. Musk fucked Grimes (0) who fucked Chelsea Manning (1) who fucked…
- What’s your Elon number?
- it’s 8, and my girlfriend’s is 7
by Tarobogiga November 28, 2023
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Elon's penis

Seems to be very small, even smaller than Zuckerberg's.

P.S. This part of his body (as a word) is censored when searching on his currently owned site, Twitter (A.K.A. X).
Everyone wants to see Elon's penis how big or small his is.
by Shiine-1 December 6, 2024
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Elon

The nicest Taurus you’ll ever meet. She’s very shy and quiet and hates bananas. And she’s a kpop Stan😏 And she also has a crush on Parker
by anonymous April 18, 2021
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Elon

A sexy fat guy who gets all the bitches and can jump high. He also loves food.
by Londahs November 19, 2023
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