Edward

1. Either a very nice, kind person who has compassion for his friends.

2. A Pedophile

1. Dude my friend Edward is so nice you should meet him sometime, I could introduce you two!

2. Don’t go in that closet…

by ProfessionalMoron March 14, 2024

Edward

An ugly, fat , unattractive guy who has a big pp. He will crawl into your bedroom at night to suck ur toes

Oh no! Edward had sucked my toes!

by I amthe HAPPYPOTATOE March 27, 2024

Edward

Slang in some parts in Southeast Asia. Usually to describe someone that is lame. To describe someone that is doing something lame.

“Edward is so lame”
“This guy is such a Edward”
“Oh my god, did he actually do that? That’s so Edward”

by Trevor Tazerdick May 27, 2025

Edward Cullen Disease

When one (normally a Twitard or Twihard) becomes extremely obsessed with Edward Cullen from Twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LUV EDWARD!!!111 HES SO HAWT!!11111

Me: Another victim of Edward Cullen Disease passes by...

by I spend too much time here April 6, 2013

Edward McSweegan

A person who makes fun of other people that they perceive to be mentally ill. Ironically this behavior only displays that they themselves have a mental illness.

Gary: “Look at all those morons that think they’re sick. Those idiots are just mentally ill!

Paul: “Knock if off Gary, no one likes an Edward McSweegan!”

Gary: “You’re right, I’m sorry. Guess i’m a little crazy myself.”

Paul: “Don’t forget stupid and an asshole!”

by Paddow101 June 22, 2019

Edward Elric

Super hot anime male who's been through hell and back, yet still smiles. He also sends poor innocent, non-fan-girls over the edge to fan-girl-ism, and thus has inspired a massive group of fan-girls that not only rivals, but beats hands down, that of Uchiha Sasuke. He is particularly short tempered, when it comes to his height, and will smash anyone's face in that calls him short. He is one of two main characters in Fullmetal Alchemist, a popular anime, along with his younger brother, Alphonse. Edward's outward appearance includes a shorter-than-average height, golden eyes, long blonde hair (Usually in a braid, but is also seen in a ponytail, and down), and is often wearing a red trench coat with the Flammel symbol on the back in black, along with black pants, a black top, and boots. Edward also happens to hate milk, with a passion I might add, and many argue that his refusal to drink any might be part of what caused his lack of height, relative to most males his age, that is. His iconic faces are; stubborn-face (we see that one a lot), grin-face (who doesn't know of his big, goofy grin?), and his milk-face.

'You've got a strong pair of legs, Rose; you should get up and use them.' ~ Edward Elric

'Don't call me short! I'll break down your legs and stick them on your head!' ~ Edward Elric

'We just wanted to see her smiling face again.' ~ Edward Elric

by CanIeatyou? September 30, 2013

Edward Cullen Syndrome

N. When you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won't realize it because you're blinded by their beauty.

I.E the effect that Edward Cullen from the Twilight series has on the main character, Bella.

Girl: OMG You're amazingly hot.
Guy: I watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the hell of it.
Girl: You're so handsome. I love you.
Guy: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

Guy 2: Has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
Girl 2: If I ever see you flirt with another girl again, I'll castrate you.
Guy 2: *stares at breasts*
Girl: Damned Edward Cullen Syndrome

by Lakehurst June 18, 2010