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Eli

Hottest kid ever. Best friends with Noah S
Has an amazing girlfriend who's name starts with R and her last name starts with J.He cares for her only. Coolest kid in your school.
Eli is awesome.

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by YIUR MUM February 11, 2019
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eli always has a large erect penis if you don’t trust just find out
dude my penis is getting fuckin huge like my name is eli
by notelihand May 17, 2022
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The Eli

When a guy surround himself with good people yet pushes them all away because everyone’s ball are bigger then his even then women.
Hi I’m Eli we can’t be friends because you stand up for the right thing.because I’m the Eli
by MrE1221 May 28, 2022
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Elis

He is a small man typically gets hurt or hurts other he is a go kart scientist. An Elis is also known to get horribly drunk and start screaming references to rick and morty such as 'that was the hardest working liver in the galaxy morty, now its got a hole in it'. Sometimes if Elis is really drunk he starts to embrace his ture sexual orientation he loves to fuck men with out consent. Some say you can hear him fapping all night long. He also sings in a boys choir, if you asked him nicely he would probably become a castrati. Sometimes at the bar he gets drunk at he gets really horny because of this he is watching.
have come out of the closet yet 'Elis'? Do you still go to the gay bar Elis? Man that Elis guy is ugly. Elis is kinda good at meth.
by Sppedy December 6, 2021
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by bigckcomaster2000000 February 17, 2022
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Eli

Always gets on peoples nerves and would rather stay home play with his hair than play with his friends. Also he bugs girls about their periods
Eli! you're such a fag!
by doratheexplorer#3 May 8, 2018
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"you see that eli over there"
by smalldick27 August 26, 2020
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