driving fast

driving over the speed limit in a way to arrive at a predetermined destination before a friend. the key to driving fast is to avoid being spotted by the police.

1) Josh drives so much faster than Allison so I will ride with him to the concert since we will get there way earlier.

2) Dude look at that guy, he got pulled over! Someone sucks at driving fast.

by emailsare4losers June 15, 2010

Driving by Braille

When one used the lane markers/bumps to indicate they've gone into the next lane, sometimes causing panic to those in the car.

Ted: -drives over the bumps-
Alex: Dude, what're you doing? Driving by Braille?!

by The Madame May 28, 2009

driving the DeLorean

when an individual, male or female, wears an outdated outfit for fashion ensemble, in particular from the 1980s (as referenced to the film "Back To The Future").

I guess Heather was driving the DeLorean today. I haven't seen shoulder pads and color coordination like that I watched "Knots Landing."

by Arjake October 8, 2010

Driving the schoolbus

When you are banging a girl doggystyle and you insert your thumb into her asshole. Then make a circular movement with your hand as if you are driving a school bus.

Craig was driving the schoolbus with a major cum dumpster last night.

by Jdaddy b March 16, 2015

driving around

what small town kids do for fun

Dad: "What did you do with your friends last night?"
You: "Nothing, we were just driving around."
Dad: "I hope it wasn't our gas you wasted."
You: "No, I didn't take the car."

by rolllling February 20, 2019

cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010

J. Black Driving

A insane yet controlled form of driving on public roads in varying degress of sobriety and inebriation. This driving style has developed over the past 4 years to include but is not limited to, compact cars, high performance sports cars, light duty pick-up trucks, medium duty trucks, tractor trailers, as well as street bikes and dirt bikes. DISCLAIMER!- This driving style is very dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone other than J. Black himself. It put's other peoples lives at risk!

Holy shit man you just took that 90 degree turn at 70 miles an hour, going back to your J. Black Driving style I see.

by J. Black December 13, 2007