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under age drinking 

n. When minors engage in illegal but fun activities to make up for the fact that they're stuck in high school at the whim of the state government until they turn 18.

Often a symptom of senioritis, and usually accompanied by the fear that the kid who's parents are away will magically return to discover upwards of 20 shitfaced teens in varying states of undress in the living room.
newspaper reporter: "under age drinking is on the rise... beware"

kid #1: under age drinking is a joke, I don't even get hangovers anymore!
kid #2: you're so right, man. Look I stole my parents' vodka, let's party!
under age drinking by partier January 30, 2008
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drinking the kool aid 

Guy 1: That new substitute is soo cool!
Guy 2: Man, quit drinking the kool aid. :-/

Drinking Ally 

A higher tier of drinking buddy. Promote your best drinking buddies to this status when they have singlehandedly cleaned up after everyone, carried you, kept with you through absurd benders, offered to be your wingman, covered your tab, gotten you out of serious jams with the police, et cetera. You can also promote just to distinguish the few good pals from the other 95% of douche bags that you end up drinking with. Use at your own discretion.
You: Man you were clutch last night. Thanks for being my wingman and taking care of my beers. I knight thee, drinking ALLY!

Ally: I'm honored. So, when do we drink again?
Drinking Ally by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun
Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

Day Drinking 

Drinking Alcohol during the day. Usually between 11:30 AM and 6:00 PM. As long as the sun has been up and you've been drinking or your drunk before the sun goes down.
Yo man, Let's go to the beach and do some day drinking before that party tonight!
Day Drinking by Dizzy K October 8, 2012

drinking comfy 

when you get back to your residence and decide to crack some brews, you take off the work clothes and throw on some sweats to get drinking comfy
I got back to my dorm and needed to unwind after a tough day of class, so I threw on my basketball shorts and got myself drinking comfy.
drinking comfy by theoregonduck November 16, 2011

Drinking Age 

Something that is retarded in the United States. You can thank Reagan and MADD for that.
"The Drinking Age is 19 in Canada, which is acceptable. Here it's 21 because conservatism.
Drinking Age by senthurmanz October 31, 2017