Albino dolphin

The act of a person shaving his body and bleaching his butthole to achieve the soft like dolphin skin and blowhole.

As Jerry was bent over in front of the mirror and admiring his bleached asshole and ever so soft shaved body, he realized that he achieved the look of an albino dolphin.

Jerry wouldn’t admit that the albino dolphin is as gay as his Saturn Sky.

by DirtyMike1972 March 3, 2022

drowning your dolphin

While taking a nice warm bath, you decide to stroke your man sausage quietly under the water's surface.

Guy 1: Dude how long we're you in there?! Are you Drowning Your Dolphin again?...
Guy 2: Sorry man, I couldn't help it after seeing that hot cover of Ben Affleck in People Magazine.
Guy 1: Dude you jerk off to Ben Affleck? That's pretty gay man.
Guy 2: What?! Uh.... no man I was just fooling around, I was thinking about girls and stuff..
Guy1: I think we should get new roommates.

by GiantWaffleCone June 7, 2016

Suckling the Dolphin

When a man goes ass to mouth on a woman, just as a mother dolphin would do for her young.

Brandon was totally suckling the dolphin on Stephanie last night

by Beardedbromigo September 21, 2018

doophead

a crazy person who does whatever they want

shawn does whatever he wants therefore he is a doophead.

by Smash lee October 7, 2006

delphed

To be extremely pumped after working out at the gym

MD; wow man i came home from the gym today and i was so pumped. i looked in the mirror and i had pecs.

MC; wow dude look at me. i am so delphed

by ax mc October 25, 2006

Dolophobia

The fear of eating tortilla chips because you might choke or close up your throat.

Nick is afraid to eat nachos ever since he thought a chip was stuck in his throat . He now developed dolophobia. We tell him is all in his head.

by BrianAries April 19, 2018

Brown Dolphin

When a guy is doing his partner (male or female) doggy style, pulls out a shitty dick and tries to put it in his partner's mouth, they shy away, put their hands up in front of their face, shake their head and make a sound like a dolphin.

Last night Eli got a little ballsy and performed the brown dolphin on his girlfriend.

by WildChild95 August 6, 2011