Someone who’s rhythm is so bad they can’t achieve orgasm by manual masturbation. Once they start they can’t stop, and just can’t quite get to completion. Producing a dysrhythmic fapping that can be heard for hours, until chaffing causes cessation.
Bob was diagnosed with Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS), his neighbours had filed noise complaints for odd and annoying clapping sounds at all hours of the day and night.
by Nyxocotic July 13, 2023
Get the Dysrhythic Masturbatory Syndrome (DMS)mug. by LouisBerkshireIsHawwtt August 24, 2021
Get the Dmmug. by tums_dm March 20, 2024
Get the busting out the dmsmug. Wanting to contact someone you really want to link with but already messaged.. you feel. Like pestering them will piss them off so you don’t and it drives you mad.
Man I open and close my inbox all day waiting on Marshall, but he just leaves me hanging. It’s making communication distressful dm.
by Titus dyfilid February 17, 2019
Get the Distressful Dmmug. A closet case who will not stop talking on craigslist.org about cocksucking. He emails guys on R&R for gay sex all the time.
by Straight Radical July 4, 2012
Get the Big DMmug. Yeah, dawg, you can just do that. There's literally nothing stopping that from happening... Unless there is... In which case I'm totally unaware of the things that is stopping people from doing that.
Hym "No, see. His point about compassion mirrors my rhetoric about charlatans using religion to gain unearned moral authority BUT IT DOESN'T WORK because 'compassion' doesn't have the same level of moral significance as 'the decree of a cosmic entity that burns your soul forever.' It only works if you CONFLATE 'God' with 'Any higher-order abstraction the motivates behavior.' Which is what he (Jordan Peterson) is doing. And the reason what HE is doing is WORSE is because NOT EVERYONE ELSE IS CONFLATING 'GOD' WITH 'ANY HIGHER-ORDER ABSTRACTION.' So, using compassion is BETTER than using GOD, shit-brain. They are not the same. Like, at least you're pretending to be compassionate rather than pretending to be the mouth piece of a reality monster that controls your life and burns your soul forever... But, yeah, just DM me or something dawg. You know how the thing is going to work right? Yeah, you know it. I'll wait."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
Get the DM Memug. An instagram page that no one really likes, and posts trash ass memes. None one knows who runs it, but whoever does is probably homosexual
by peepeepoopoocame May 5, 2019
Get the DMS Memesmug.