Dirtballologist

a. A person or group of people who's living conditions are so disgusting, totally by their own choice, that their living space appears to outsiders as if it is were possibly a twisted experiment on the fringes of science studying the degree of filth in which one can survive. This leads one to the conclusion that these people must then be highly specialized researchers, Dirtballologists.

b. Someone who's self esteem is so low that they choose to spend most of their free time hanging with others who's actions are usually so despicable and/or untrustworthy that they are commonly referred to as Dirtball's or Dirtbag's.

Wow! I was over at Teresa (see definition #10) and Jimmy's house yesterday and those two are really dedicated Dirtballologists. I was scared to breathe in that place dog, what a rat hole!

What is Jimmy doing with Teresa (definition #10)? He must be a Dirballologist because she's a freaking Dirtbag yo!

by kamikaze-bonsai September 30, 2011

dirtbag bitches

noun. adj,durtbag bich, A word used to describe people who are low down, dirty and decietful

My cheating and his cheating girlfriend are both pussies those dirtbag bitches deserve each other

by Sweetie Bird September 24, 2013

diveblogging

When you spend a long time going through yours or someone else's old blog posts.

"She must've been diveblogging again! I do not remember posting that!"

by Mountain Slushie November 26, 2014

Dirtbeat

A man or woman who is both a dirtbag and a deadbeat parent/spouse

John emptied his son's bank account and hasn't seen him in months...he's a real fuckin Dirtbeat!

by realty July 6, 2015

Ditbrennered

1. A high-handicap golfer who one-putts his way to victory.

I was up two on the back-nine and then I got Ditbrennered.

by MGWH2015 August 21, 2015

Dirtbag

A person who willingly and knowingly robs, steals, or causes misfortune to one of their peers.

That dirtbag took off with my bike!

by Dirtbackinator September 21, 2015

dirtbag infestation

When one notices a large number of dirtbag activity amongst ones peers.

Grab the dirtbackinator, we seem to have a dirtbag infestation.

by Dirtbackinator September 21, 2015