Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

Triple Chocolate Divorce

A romantic couple that covers each other entirely in chocolate then make love, after it is finished they get divorced because their marriage was a horrible idea

Did you hear about Kevin? He and his wife did a triple chocolate divorce

by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023

Super Mario Divorce

When player two disconnects.

"Things haven't been going so good with my wife lately; we just filed for Super Mario Divorce the other day."

by gamer_Kat June 12, 2025

Most divorced man

Elon Musk

Elon Musk is the most divorced man on the planet

by Tbenson November 27, 2024

divorce gene

gene responsible for the lack of love life that children of divorce may experience

she’s never been kissed because she has the divorce gene

by child of divorce June 1, 2022

Divorcer

A divorcer is the person who divorces someone. i.e. The opposite of a divorcee.

I'm on my sixty-ninth divorce. I'm a pro divorcer.

by Your second mother May 29, 2021

Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021