Dirt Snatch

A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.

"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"

by Eric DeBold Will Bleum Noah White February 27, 2008

Dirt Burglars

Derogatory term for the University of Oklahoma, it's students and/or alumni. Based on the fact that a 'Sooner' is someone who cheated and jumped the gun when the US government gave away the useless land that makes up the state in 1889.

We're going to Dallas this weekend to watch our team kick the living crap out of the Dirt Burglars.

by LA Longhorn October 15, 2009

Dirt slut

Not to be confused with "dirty slut". This type of slut annihilates all hope for humanity.

Joe: "Bro, that slam was a fucking

dirt slut, she went ass-to-mouth.

Jack: "No, dude, I have an ex that snorted a line of cum off a table for some coke once".

by Beer for my horses August 20, 2013

Dirt pouch

The female vaginal canal in it’s deflated state

She spread her legs and I got a whiff of White Castle so there was no way I was going near that dirt pouch

by Mr.Potatodick April 23, 2020

road dirt

road dirt: people, usually of the opposite sex, used for the purpose of pleasure while one travels, usually for sports trips, but may include business trips

When playing an out of town ball tourney, Brian picked up some road dirt.

by TooSick4U July 5, 2009

dirt detective

Someone who gives you a juicy fruit but it's the last one in the pack.

"Hey, do you want a juicy fruit?"
"Yeah- wait, is that the last one in the pack? You're a dirt detective!"

by J. C. Dickleg May 18, 2019

Tip Dirt

when you get get human feces on your genitals performing a non sexual act.

Aww man, when i put down that paper seat at the public restroom, my crap got stuck to it and i got covered in tip dirt.

by moosekiller April 2, 2010