cooking dinner

another phrase for male masturbation

Since Cameron was horny he was cooking dinner in his room

by dr gummy August 6, 2019

dinner whore

A woman who pretends to be attracted to a man in order to receive free dinner from him.///////////////

The smart man will neither date nor speak unnecessarily to a known dinner whore, such as Ms. Lisa of Michigan.////////////////

by Dread Cthulhu April 14, 2006

Spaghetti Dinner

When you go down on a guy, but he's got a thin dick and it's like slurping up some spaghetti with a side of meatballs

Mom: How was your date with David last night?

Sarah: Not the best, I had a spaghetti dinner.

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

queef dinner

When a woman queefs on a man's face or in his mouth during oral sex after intercourse.

I ate some queef dinner last night.

by GabriellaMontez February 9, 2014

Dinner Plating

When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.

Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.

by Ryunoku July 15, 2023

No dinner friday

When you go out for one on Friday straight from work and end up 10 pints deep not knowing what happened

Last night turned into a no dinner Friday down the local boozer!

by Rowey_17 November 22, 2018

dinner rush

Dinner Rush: (Noun): the prime time to post a picture for likes due to the rise in internet traffic from people on social media.

Jen: "I want to post this selfie but afraid it won't get many likes"
Shannon: "Wait until the dinner rush, that's social media 101."

by Fourpointsix November 9, 2015