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dickaround game

A dickaround game (sometimes spelled with a space after the k) is a game a narcissist plays to be purposely late. Did they promise to drop you off or pick you up from work at x time while your far is getting fixed? They don't have to get out of the car, they will be seen by nobody, but before they can drive 10 minutes to your work and back again, (all gas and time is comped) they have to get dressed up as if going to fancy dinner party, spend hours putting on makeup or "feeding the cats" hours before they're scheduled to be fed. If you bring up the fact that they are AT LEAST (I'm being way too unrealistic here here) 45 minutes late it's somehow your fault because you said "between 9:10 and 9:12" and that's not an EXACT time. The solution is to distance yourself from your mother or whatever other family member pulls this shit on you and find some friends who will help you as you help them.
Sorry Frank, I know I said I'd have my mom's truck here to help you move at 10, but she's playing dickaround games and has to style her hair before she can give me the key to the truck. Listen, I feel really bad, I guess I'll pay for a truck rental.
by idgaf187 January 5, 2022
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Dickriding

A word someone says when you point out something that slightly hurts their feelings
Guy 1: “Dude, he’s so dickriding right now
Guy 2: “All he said was that your hair looks goofy bro.”
by Thatdudemar101 April 6, 2022
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dickriding

invented by jay, the first ever human to try it and he loved it ever since
jay is the king of dickriding
by balls8008 April 18, 2022
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Dickride

Twitter user MO capalots favorite word

"Nah yall dickride me when I ain't even in chat"

"Quit "DICKRIDING"

Nah hop off my "dick" aka dick ride
Dickeating all day
Hop off my dick
Yall dickeating me all day
Dickriders ong
by Shotzszn April 24, 2022
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dickalickadoodle

When your pongie stick twiddles a happy star blast and it lands on your mates shiny face and over 50% slides off and makes a smacking sound when it hits the floor.. you tell “dickalickadoodle” I shot the poodle!
Jimmy jizz bag shot his cream of mushroom soup all over his best friend Eddie’s freckled face..
“Dickalickadoodle”! Jimmy exclaims
“Awe shucks Jim, you always win this game.” Replied Eddie
by kmviii May 24, 2022
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Dickriding

Something that jaylen stegall does too much
nigga hop of dick, you is dickriding

stop all that dickriding. You got the nigga dick in your mouth i see it
by truth🤷🏾‍♂️ July 8, 2022
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DICKRIDER

yo sainai is a dickrider
by Ndotfromdao July 12, 2022
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