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adj. Pirate drunk is the condition whereas you are so drunk, that you see double. To compensate, you cover one eye (like a pirate's eye patch). Typically, you are so drunk that you do not have a problem talking to someone seated next to you with one hand over your eye.
Lisa, "Tom called me from the bar last night, and I couldn't understand a word he said. He was totally pirate drunk."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
MD, "He was at the Cubs game that afternoon, so it's not a big surprise."
by chi_tom July 20, 2008
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Game is played on a standard beer pong table. One team is on offense, other defense per round. The team that is on offense has a thrower and chugger. The thrower must throw the pong ball towards the other team's cans (placed together) at the other end of the table and hit them. If it is hit, the chugger then must chug his/her own team's beer (one can at a time). The defending team must chase after the ball, and place the ball in-hand on the table and yell "STOP!" Chugger stops drinking once stop is yelled. Teams alternate turns on offense and defense and team members alternate throwing and chugging. A team wins by killing off all their cans.
best played outdoors, as pong balls can travel very far if hit correctly.
Game is played on a standard beer pong table. One team is on offense, other defense per round. The team that is on offense has a thrower and chugger. The thrower must throw the pong ball towards the other team's cans (placed together) at the other end of the table and hit them. If it is hit, the chugger then must chug his/her own team's beer (one can at a time). The defending team must chase after the ball, and place the ball in-hand on the table and yell "STOP!" Chugger stops drinking once stop is yelled. Teams alternate turns on offense and defense and team members alternate throwing and chugging. A team wins by killing off all their cans.
best played outdoors, as pong balls can travel very far if hit correctly.
"Hey man, let's go play some drunkball."
"Awesome, let me put some shoes on, last game was intense."
"Awesome, let me put some shoes on, last game was intense."
by flyer_rob_10 October 8, 2006
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"Carbons and hydrodrons and oxydrons and carbotrons. And that's molecules for ya." - Percy Julian
"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis
"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid
Drunk History is awesome!
"Yeah the Pacific ocean! Who gives a sh*t?" - Meriwether Lewis
"Pew pew pew pew" - Billy the Kid
Drunk History is awesome!
by EpicMamo July 9, 2014
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Dan: Ut ohhhh...Chad's grabbing the bouncers ass, again!
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk
AJ: Is he that hammered already?!?
Ryan: Nah he's beyond hammered he's TSA Drunk
by DBGTrainer1 January 21, 2011
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