Desert Chili

A slimy pile of Diarrhea left in abandoned desert shanty-house; typically in areas that have no restrooms within a 20 mile radius.

Freddy had to take a shit on the way to Las Vegas, and could not find any bathrooms. He found an abandoned house, and left a Desert Chili in the fireplace.

by Iscrae May 11, 2014

desert sushi

When someone eats out a girl, but she is dry.

Taylor went to his girls house for a good time, but he got some desert sushi.

by Docretier May 2, 2017

Dever

A kwispy beta male

Guy 1: "You're such a Dever, you'll never be an alpha male"
Guy 2: :(

by OH YEA WOO YEAH November 20, 2019

Cat Devestator

One who,in any way, pwns cats.

CAT STOMP- War cry of a Cat Devestator

by Jimmy Needles January 18, 2009

Dragging Balls Across The Desert

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."

James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

by McClaggenfeldson August 14, 2009

blue waffle desert

Where a man has sexual intercourse with a woman who has the infamous blue waffle disease and blows his load all over her vagina. Then he eats it like it is a frozen desert.

John decided to have a blue waffle desert so he went on craigslist. He found a prostitute who had the blue waffle disease and set up and appointment. Man is he one happy guy.

by hugecockville4 September 22, 2012

deverfux

verb - When something completely unexpected comes up to wreck all of your nicely laid plans, then you've been deverfuxed.

"Oh man, I was on my way to my AP test, and then I got totally deverfuxed by this speed trap."

by strugglingcomic May 12, 2006