A DEUCE

Dropping a Deuce

Spoken to denote "GOING NUMBER TWO" or having a bowel movement.

Hell Red, I'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?

by Adam Woods '87quest January 11, 2006

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004

throw a deuce

to give the peace sign with midle and index fingers

I saw you throw a deuce to jack before you peaced out

by B-Moo July 15, 2006

angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.

I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!

by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011

Deuce Spray

Taking a number #2 in the bathroom, aka "dump".

An air freshener used in bathrooms after someone has gone "number #2" and has left a strong odor.

Grandpa used the bathroom and the odor was so strong I had to use the "Deuce Spray"

by Scott Bremer February 9, 2009

deuce closet

a toilet stall

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.

John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.

by LivefromNY August 27, 2009