deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.
"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

by The Gentlemen At October 23, 2006
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take a deuce

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.
by Inspector Harry Bush August 22, 2003
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Ma Deuce

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun
"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"
by Bullzeye December 26, 2003
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Deuce-Dix

Deuce-Dix, 20 dollars, derived from the french language; Dix, meaning 10, and english slang; Deuce meaning 2.
Adam: How much money should I bring?

Spencer: Bring a Deuce-Dix just in case.
by Spencer Adams October 20, 2006
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fat deuce

fuck i have to drop a fat deuce
by Poof6001 December 10, 2004
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Deuce Factory

The Deuce Factory is your favorite and most comfortable restroom to deuce in at your work. Most often you will hear the room abbreviated for PC purposes. If you work for Crown you would frequent the Crown Deuce Factory or "CDF".
"Dobbs, I had about 10 jagerbombs last night, the CDF (Crown Deuce Factory) was not prepared for what I was bringing this morning."
by bigwilliestyle February 03, 2010
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Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him
"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"
by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009
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