deuce chills

the feeling one gets when relating to an awkward or disturbing situation/view. This is based on the chills and goosebumps that follow from horrid indigestion while you're trying to drop a deuce (poop). commonly and mistakenly called douche chills

Seeing him get kicked in the junk gave me deuce chills.

by Natesac January 20, 2008

Deuce and Juice

The act of taking a shit, putting down the toilet lid, then jerking off on said toilet lid.

Person 1: “Hey, Person 2 is taking a really long time in the bathroom!”

Person 3: “He’s probably doing a Deuce and Juice”

by Yoizai July 25, 2018

Deuce-Block

'Deuce Block' is another name for the second floor of University of Arizona's "Coronado" Dormitory, an 8-Floored Housing Unit which has drawn media attention and outcry in recent years for its apparent lawlessness, and through-the-roof decree of sexually transmitted diseases.

"- Damn, blood, I've been hearing some whispers in the air about that Deuce-Block popping off tonight, nigga.

- But Gerald! it's a Tuesday - don't you have class tomorrow morning?!

- Fuck that shit nigga i finna watch the sunrise."

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"- Ohhhhh dammmmn, we hit that ganja when we was already blacked-out, fucked with some stoney ass Breakfast burritos from Betos on the slingblade tip, then busted back up to the Deuce-Block...

- Oh shitttt - crackin?

- Errytime, young Jesus. Hella hoes upon hoes and candy for that nose. Don't know how I woke up and aced my Aeronautical Exam on 15 minutes of shut-eye.

- Nommy nomm, playboy."

by Gankstawan July 9, 2009

deuce-11

This is when you have a devasting shit, followed by another episode about 20 minutes later. This is like a terrorist attack on your b-hole.

Also, could be used to describe a monster shit that you were lucky to survive.

I have a deuce-11 in progress... earlier was just the first tower.
Can also sing along with Black and Yellow
"Ah huh you know what it is, every time I deuce I do it big... deuce-11, deuce-11,"

by BBroker May 7, 2011

deuce deuce

two middle fingers or fuck you

*passing the police* deuce deuce

by ReubenQ June 18, 2011

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 29, 2007

deuce bandit

An individual who anonymously sneaks into a public or workplace restroom, drops a massive shit in the toilet and exits the restroom unnoticed without flushing. Leaving the disaster for the next person to discover.

I went into the McDonald's restroom and discovered that a Deuce Bandit had struck the only available stall so I had to hold it until I got home.

by TheGolem August 16, 2020