despereal estate

(n.) property with negative equity in a declining real estate market

There is so much despereal estate in this neighborhood. Behind every 'for sale' sign is a mortgage debt greater than the value of the house itself.

by wellwell February 1, 2009

Desperititus

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.

Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"
Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"

by kaylaandfreakinjenna December 28, 2008

desperlationship

When it's prom season and all the high schoolers pair up in dates out of desperation.

Jenna and Timothy both didn't have prom dates so they entered a desperlationship.

by potanna May 19, 2017

desperate housewives

Tragically predictable replacement for Sex And The City. No doubt held to make revolutionary statements about Men and Women.

I do so love Desperate Housewives. Ooh look, Gender Issues. My favourite.

by Mantrain March 8, 2005

Desperado

If you have not been laid in at least 6 months the desperado rule takes effect meaning that anyone/anything you sleep with will not be held against you.

You slept with WHO?

I know dude, I know, but its been a long time since I've got any!

Hey, desperado rule man. I guess sometimes you got to lower quality to get quantity...

by Todays_Chaos October 11, 2008

Quiet Desperation

The deep, pervasive, often unacknowledged sense of disturbance in a married man's psyche that marriage is unnatural and contrary to the male's genetic construction.

"The quiet desperation becomes almost unbearable when I think that my wife is the only person I'll fuck for the rest of my life."

by DuddySasquatch August 29, 2011

desperate

1.when i see a guy quoting steven segal to impress a girl and actually scoring.

- I'm gonna kick your ass.- says he
- Promise? - and smiles

by namibe January 20, 2005