def left

When a conversation, that on the surface seems to be about an interesting topic, turns in an opposite direction leaving one confused and/or surprised.

" Oh that's interesting that you have 5 kids."
"Yeah, they all have different fathers that reside in 5 different prisons in 5 different states."
"Wow, that went def left."

by Daquan movin bricks March 20, 2016

hi-def

The state of being so high, usually on marijuana, that the stoner becomes deaf. Often associated with being so absorbed watching HDTV that everything else is ignored. Inspired by a high deaf kid who gets deafer as he gets higher.

Peter was so hi-def that he couldn't even hear the police siren as they pulled up to arrest him for dealing hella-weed.

by Powderhead November 20, 2007

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

def

when something is 100%

Want to go skiing? def!

by anonymous January 26, 2023

Apex def

It’s for boys that are bad a fortnite

Apex def is the worst game in da world

by Jigsawgaming75 May 21, 2019

def

what someone types up on google to search for the definition of something

"autochthonous def"

by Intelligent_Ape March 15, 2019

Totes Def Awk

The abbreviation for Totally Definitely Awkward.

Bro 1: Do you see that girl over there?

Bro 2: Yeah, you can tell she's totes def awk.

by IAmBatmanYo June 17, 2012