toy dating

when two people are ACTUALLY dating, but neither can come to terms with it.

ie fb status update 'at Restaurant, with Girl'

Girl comments 'is this a date?'

friend responds 'You two are toy dating. Just accept it.'

by whosthat December 30, 2011

inadvertent dating

when you're hanging out with a friend of the opposite sex who actually thinks you're dating....as does the rest of the world

P: R and I have so much fun hanging out

T: Ummm...that's inadvertent dating

by eyebroccoli May 1, 2012

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

parallel dating

Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.

From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.

I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.

by EnglishConsultant November 5, 2015

Crop dusting

When someone farts as they walk around in a store .

Man somebody's been crop dusting in here.

by PumpernickelonRy February 7, 2017

Nut dusting

The act of talcing ones nuts on hot days for comfort.

My balls are so sweaty in this heat, I should have done some serious nut dusting this morning.

by Murrkin June 18, 2017

ball dusting

ball dusting
bawl duhs-ting
Verb

1. One who ball dusts usually assumes they are superior/the alpha male.

2. When a male sprays his crotch region with cologne/body spray in an attempt to impress women.

Example 1: Chad and Brad were conversing about how fast they could shotgun a natty light when Ryan said he could beat them in a shotgun race. Chad and Brad objected Ryan’s claim and ignored him the rest of the night in fear they would be beaten in a shotgun race.

Example 2: Any middle school boy after gym class that owns Axe Body Spray.

Sentence 1: “Did you see that chach cock block Mark?”

“Yeah, that guy for sure dusts his balls.”

Sentence 2: “Wyatt dusted his balls before he came to the party because he wanted to get some sippy from Betsy.”
“Ha ha ha, what, are we in seventh grade again?”

That chach for sure partakes in ball dusting.

by tMcnodz January 18, 2018