cherry danish

the result of one cumming all over a woman's face and punching her in the nose

After two hours of receiving head, the cherry danish I gave her reminded me that I had not yet had lunch.

by luke May 8, 2005

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Raspberry Danish

When you spread out someone's asshole, then jizz up and down it in a criss-cross fashion. The buttcheeks are the pastry, the asshole the raspberry filling, and the jizz is the icing.

I was eating this dude's ass, then I started jonesing for some raspberry danish, so I spread his asshole, jizzed up and down it, and licked it all up. Mmmm mmmm! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!

by mcjordanlove May 8, 2006

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Danish Hysterectomy

When your woman is lying down on the bed, you tell her to close her eyes. You tell her that you are going to surprise her and you get her all hot and ready for some sweet lovin'...gigitty. Then when she isn't looking, you get out a Roman Candle with an extended fuse and lube it up nice and right so that it slips in smoothly and she doesn't notice it isn't you. Then you light the fuse and run away.

John: "Dude, your girlfriend is totally preggers! How you gonna act??"

Steven: "Dawg...its cool. I gave her a danish hysterectomy yesterday. Now let's go get fades."

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

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dinkish

To be like a dink.

He is being dinkish.

by Katieisawesome April 16, 2008

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Danish Acquaintance

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.

Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.

by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011

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