Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.
by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013
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A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.
After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.
by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016
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In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.
It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.
Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.
It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.
Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.
Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.
Would love to be a super hero.
Hence, Danger Dwarf
Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.
Would love to be a super hero.
Hence, Danger Dwarf
XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?
'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
by Swampy007 April 3, 2020
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by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020
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