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Hot Curling Iron Syndrome

The sensation one feels when one’s partner too eagerly rams his dick in their ass without allowing sufficient time to prepare.
Miguel needs to learn how to top. He just threw it in last night and it felt like someone shoved a hot curling iron up my ass. I've still got Hot Curling Iron Syndrome.
by CumSlvt October 12, 2016
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Speed curling

Taking a crap as fast as possible
Racing against your mates to have the fastest shit, I'm off for some speed curling
by Cammeltoe September 25, 2012
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curl a tom

to have a speedy quick poo
eve: “where are you going
jack: “to curl a tom
by jacketh the third January 30, 2025
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Jheri curl-mandering

A redistricting strategy made famous during the period in the late 1980's, when the Democratic Party moved geographic boundaries of an electoral district in California to include predominantly black-populated areas(South Central Los Angeles, Inglewood, Compton) in an effort to concentrate African American voters sporting the popular greasy hairstyle of the day, thus using 'packing' tactics to insure a constituency that would elect congressional representatives who also sported the couch-ruining do. The term for this strategy remained unnamed for nearly 30 years until comedian Adam Carolla coined it on his podcast, “The Adam Carolla Show”(Episode aired November 3, 2015.).
Congresswoman Maxine Waters may believe the science is still out on the morning after pill but she's definitely a student of the science of Jheri curl-mandering. Tracking sales of Soul Glo in order to target the perfect constituency was a flash of genius on the Democratic Party's part.
by griffin_t_a October 19, 2016
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curl polymorphism

A naturally occurring condition in which an individual’s hair displays multiple curl patterns, textures, or shapes within the same head or even along a single strand. This variation may be influenced by genetic diversity, follicle shape, environmental conditions, or hormonal changes, and is especially common in individuals with textured or afro-textured hair
Oh darling, I have curl polymorphism it’s when someone has shape-shifting curls. I’ve got everything from 2B waves to 4A coils, all on one head!
by Azira July 31, 2025
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Curls

A cringe new haircut fashion, curls, ah yes curls, since NOW ALL OF A SUDDEN YALL MF CRINGEBOYS WANT EM EH???

what about back in the early 2010s when curls were “nasty” and “uNaTtRacTivE” ?? Smfh the hypocrisy
Y’all straight headed mfs want curls now, lmao smfh

But yes curls are IN NOW, ever since 2017–Ish give or take an extra year
by ben&scarys September 24, 2022
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Curl sexual

The attracting for curly hair.
Can be a man can be a woman also can be a non binary.
If you like curly your curl sexual. FACTS!
Yo!
I love your curly hair!!
Btw im curl sexual...
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