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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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Goodsoil Combine Crusher

a sex position originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. Where a girl is getting spun around on the dick and gets mangled and torn apart by the man going barbaric on her.
I wanna give that girl a “goodsoil combine crusher
by poopyballsackundies November 27, 2023
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Goodsoil Combine Crusher

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart
man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher
by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023
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Quintin quad crusher

Coined by Quintin’s around the world; it’s when Quintin grows his pubic hair out for 1 year, then sprinkles his dandruff and hopefully his pubic lice onto his long ass pubes then crushes his partner with his quads while the lice and dandruff uses the pubes as a ladder onto the persons face
Dude Quintin totally gave me a Quintin quad crusher in the back of Nordstrom rack!
by Appsych November 7, 2025
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St hope penis crusher

the form of letting 322 boys drip all they semen into one cinnamon toast crunch bowl and letting a girl eat the whole bowl clean off the spot
mell really did the st hope penis crusher shes a pRO
by Theredyellowfaggottoucher January 11, 2026
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