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crunchies

those little gooey crunchy things found at the bottom of some italian ices, usually the sweetest part of the italian ice
When i was little i would flip my italian ice over so i could eat the crunchies first
by EmRo May 22, 2006
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Crunchy Mike

not smooth, not dirty, NOT silky. Just fuckin CRUNCHY.
Crunchy Mike is the one sketchball that you see walkin around the run down porn stores in yo hood.
by Ciggie Bone April 24, 2009
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Crunchy Nut Butt

The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.
I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.

I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.
by Hairytickle August 7, 2011
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Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.
Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch
by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021
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crunchy

A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.
Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..
by BringYourOwnBIOS January 4, 2012
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Crunchies

Crack induced munchies
I just shot up and now i have the Crunchies real bad
by kylebar7 September 30, 2010
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crunchy

The expression said when notes or chords are sung or played and they sound really dissonant.
Really awesome chord is sung by a choir
Girl: "Crunchy!"
by Sopranoalto December 17, 2010
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