Crunchy Bagel

A crusty dried out vagina.

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"

by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010

crunchy naturalist

a crunchy naturalist is when you are having sex outdoors, you cum on her chest and then crunch up a bunch of leaves on the cum to leave a crunchy mess.

My Girlfriend really liked it when we were fucking outside and I gave her a crunchy naturalist. Then we went in and made some homemade granola.

by Jaffnasty February 15, 2023

crunchy asshole

When she neglects to wax her anus for several weeks creating a crunchy fuzzy texture.

Bro did you go down on Suzie lastnight? Ya bro i tottaly tounge punched her crunchy asshole like shrimp fried rice.

by Phill McKraken April 24, 2017

Crunchy Taco

When a womans clitoris is very dry its like a crunchy taco shell

Joe: “aye man you hooked up with that girl right?”

Jason: “Yeah man but she had that crunchy taco.”

by Snapeballs February 25, 2019

Crunchy Starfish

When you shit and you don’t wipe good and it gets hard and crusty.

Man, last night my girl licked my crunchy starfish. Shoulda used baby wipes.

by Foreskinnibbler November 23, 2018

Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.

Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !

by thalongwalks February 22, 2011

Crunchy Black

A member of the rap group Three 6 Mafia, who has given us such great and complex lyrics over the years such as 'yeah I rob, yeah I steal, yeah I dump your body in the field'

Like wow, what some deep and complex lyricism, I can't believe some people think he isn't lyrical or think he is a bad rapper, they just must not understand the layers to his complex lyrics!

Yo Crunchy Black is one lyrical ass nigga!

by Icy Wyte June 14, 2022