A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007
Get the Bag of Crotches mug.The action of crouching and standing up repeatedly ontop of a recently dead oponent. The art is most effective in Halo or Halo 2, it is NOT effective or at ALL tolerated in Gears of War because in Halo or Halo 2, you have multiple lives and unlimited time. Gears of War gets more intense and crouch or corpse humping is just not tolerated. After the crouch humping begins, cease within 3 seconds because, that is all the time that is alotted given between the average between the time of respawn while the other player can see their own body, and the average amount of time before a grenade or other weapon will be aimed at you.
Sam: WTF!! I just died!
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.
Victor: That sucks.
Sam: How demoralizing?
Victor: What is?
Sam: He's crouch humping me.
by Sam Gold December 14, 2008
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by The rain maker with a side of July 22, 2009
Get the Clouche Bag mug.A woman with a nice body, specifically a nice posterior, but an ugly face. The term "coucher" is derived from the idea that one would want to fuck a woman like that while she was bent over a couch, so as to avoid looking at her bad parts.
See also butterface or butter face, bag job, brown bag special, and prawn.
See also butterface or butter face, bag job, brown bag special, and prawn.
"I saw that girl from across the room and she looked pretty hot, but when I got closer I realized she was a total coucher."
by captain shane September 20, 2005
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Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.
Co-creator: Tyler C.
Origin: Using the "crouch" action to perform the act of corpse humping.
Co-creator: Tyler C.
"i see you got a 98% on that last test, that's pretty good...but not as good as my 100%!"
"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
"is he crouching AGAIN? He's such a show off..."
by Chase Caspian October 11, 2006
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couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...
being in the doghouse...
couching someone means when a couple fight and live together, one, usually the male, gets kicked out of the bedroom and goes and sleeps on the couch, meaning he just got couched...
being in the doghouse...
by blthrskt April 26, 2009
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vous est très sexy, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
you're very so sexy, do you want to sleep with me this evening?
you're very so sexy, do you want to sleep with me this evening?
by Jean-Paul March 16, 2004
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