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Critical Misfire

being too lazy to nut into a sock, tissue or even your hand, resulting in you nailing yourself in the face.
Never spray 'n pray, its not worth a critical misfire
by fagmaster69696969699696420 March 11, 2021
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Critical shot

A situation when u r boning her pussy and ur dong accidentally slides in her booty hole
Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
by Scaffold August 28, 2019
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Critical Stupid

The most stupid thing you can think of and add autism.
Yo, that Phillipe has reached Critical Stupid.
by Philopean RedRocket December 3, 2018
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Critical Identity Theory

Ray Blanchards definition of what's wrong with modern day society
Critical Identity Theory is easily defined in the National Institute of Health a government board committee.
by AlphaEpsilon September 8, 2023
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Look Critical

Someone who thinks they are ugly and unattractive despite how good they look.
She looks so cute but she always thinks she looks bad,she must be look critical.
by Grapfruit December 15, 2018
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Critical Race Theory

The most misunderstood theory on this planet. Period.

This theory was only meant to be used and understood in an academic context, but I guess some people decided it would be "cool" to use in mainstream discourse (i.e. social media). Thus, the misunderstanding begins.

In all seriousness, for someone to understand this theory, you would need to understand what "critical theory" is first. I am specifically referring to the philosophical theory that Adorno & Horkheimer invented, which is basically a heated critique on mass-produced culture.

If one does not understand the tenets to this theory, then one should not voice their uninformed opinions on said theory.

Of course, perhaps the fault lies more in the people who decided to abuse this term. And in that case, I understand you 100%, but at the same time it's still unfair to dismiss it as BS.
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Critical Race Theory is a bunch of BS"
๐— ๐—ฒ: "No, it's not. Either you misunderstood the theory, or you haven't grasped the underlying philosophy behind it."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "I don't think I'd care enough to learn about it."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "If you don't wish to know more about it, that's fine, just admit you were wrong."
๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ: "Okay SJW."
๐— ๐—ฒ: "Look man I'm only being pedantic. Call me a nerd, call me a know-it-all, but I ain't got nothing to do with SJWs. In fact I'll happily listen to critiques against this theory."
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2024
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Constructive Criticism

It is just criticism but the person who writes it sits on a scaffolding.
Imma just get on the scaffolding and criticize you, constructive criticism
by CrayonEater4259 May 24, 2023
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