Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

Christian Cotton

He can be guarded. He says he can't be guarded, but he gets guarded by everyone. His life is also a joke. You should can always guard someone if they are named Christian Cotton.

Person 1: Hey is that Christian Cotton?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: What is your opinion on gay rights?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!
Person 1: Do you have any plans for the future?
Christian Cotton: You can't guard me!

Christian Cotton then gets guarded

by jo mama 556 October 17, 2023

Ass Cotton

An unexplained large amount of cotton that is generated in someones ass crack from as a result of his underwear. This strange compound is extremely satisfying to pick out

Dude 1 : Dude, look what i have.
Dude 2: Dude, is that your ass cotton? Nasty bro...
Dude 1: Yeah but dude, it's so satisfying.

by Infernalboi November 1, 2018

Cotton teeth

Like cotton mouth but worse; while cotton mouth is dry mouth, causing a sticky, dry tongue and palette, cotton teeth causes the lips to become stuck to the teeth and to roll unpleasantly inward while trying to close ones mouth

Baby, hand me that surge I got cotton teeth!

by Whooday F. McNutty March 16, 2019

Cotton snapper

When you have to crap so bad the head of the turd is poking out like a turtle and pressing against your cotton briefs.

Man I gotta find a bathroom I got a big ole cotton snapper chewing a hole in my underwear.

by Rippyboy August 24, 2022

cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

Cotton Field

a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)

Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cotton field i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.

by Justiceemu February 6, 2009