Term used to label the slower than desireable decision making process, or most any process for that matter, that is present in many companies and corporations.
This process is moving at corporate speed
by Thriving July 29, 2013
Get the corporate speedmug. A person, typically lacking principles and/or integrity who demonstrates duplicitous behaviour in order to climb the corporate ladder, contradicting their true thoughts/beliefs in the process.
Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
Similar to the male cuttlefish that has been observed swimming between a female and a rival male displaying different messages to both of them. On his left half, the one the female could see, he flashed zebra-stripe courtship colours to advertise his interest. But on his right half, facing the rival male, he flashed the mottled colours of a female. As far as the competitor was concerned, he was swimming next to two females, oblivious to the act of cross-dressing/seduction going on right next to him. The cheater, meanwhile, prospers.
by Janonamouse March 8, 2021
Get the Corporate Cuttlefishmug. by A coney thing January 30, 2019
Get the corporate scummug. The ring-like imprint that is left on a person's lower leg as a result of wearing dress socks all day. These are frequently seen on middle aged men who go to the gym directly after work.
by Bhendu14 January 20, 2010
Get the Corporate Socklinemug. A Woman or Man with a parter up high on the corporate ladder. They are like a Wag, or a soccer mum.they don’t work much and must be seen building there partners report in only the best designer outfits and have the ability to small talk and entertain frequently whilst looking smart and sexy at all times
by Givemewine October 27, 2017
Get the corporate wifemug. The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."
This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.
Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!
This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.
Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
Get the Corporate Suicidemug. (N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.
The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!
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by G-Union December 12, 2003
Get the corporate pedophiliamug.