cooter cooties

Sexually transmitted diseases AKA STD's.

Before I went on the date with my new girlfriend my mother told me to "wear a condom cuz she might have cooter cooties"

by Big Jenny March 26, 2009

Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your “coochie” smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with “club entertainers” or with those whose “Gucci” has an offensive stench.

Man: “Here, I found this spray for you.”

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: “Cooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.”

by EnterTermsHere March 13, 2019

Cooter Rug

Women's pubic hair. Unshaved Vagina.

That girl needs to trim that cooter rug!

by Pamela Katooter January 22, 2007

cooters and flax

1.) a profound expression of confusion or misunderstanding
2.) a word of unknown origin, created by Big O and Val

1.) Cooters and flax? What the crap did you say?
2.) Big O: Holy cooters! Look at that flax!
Val: Cooters and flax?!

by Big O September 14, 2003

pepper in the cooter

When a woman is angry over a particular issue.

Man, what was wrong with that chic in class today?

Looks like she had a little too much pepper in the cooter.

by rejectionking June 27, 2007

cooter stretcher

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.

"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."

by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014

Cooter Bootin'

When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.

"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"

by dormitimus November 25, 2009