confused.yes

what you say when your on a really confusing website, the opposite of confused.com, which is a simple and easy-to-use website.

guy 1: wtf im stuck

guy2: on what?

guy 1: this website :/ insert website name here more like confused.yes !

by jemmehhhh September 21, 2009

confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confused Social User

One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.

Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user

by The guy who fu-[censor] December 8, 2011

confusedicated

a state of utter confusion in which one can no longer function normally.

you should have known i was confusedicated and ignored me.

by MunchOnThat1000 September 30, 2012

confistent

Consistently double fisted.

In order to maximize happy hour, one must be confistent.

by Tokyosea June 27, 2014

Conceited

When you think you that bitch, but you're not.

You can't walk around being conceited when you wear pack hair.

by SpeedyBih January 2, 2017

Conceited

Somebody who think that they are the only one who matters. The whole work revolves around them in their mind. Nobody else matters to them. They think everybody loves them.

No joke, this girl is so conceited. She believes that her friends' boyfriends only date them to get to her. Plus, I heard her say she thinks she's way better than ol of her friends.

by notxiaosgfofficial June 7, 2017