Infinite Covid Concern Theorem

A scientific theorem used by communication psychologists: an upper-class white liberal will find a way to mention how they are more careful to COVID-19 virus than any other person in the room

"and then when we got to the theatre, they required masks, but said we could take them off to eat Popcorn... you can guess what happened haha"

"Does Dad talk about anything but covid?"

"He sure is proving the Infinite Covid Concern Theorem!"

by thatsrightimFUNNY March 20, 2022

like a girl at a RUSH concert

one which is out of place. does not fit.

A fish out of water is like a girl at a RUSH concert.

by itsthatgirl1 October 24, 2012

concern troll

A person who posts on a blog thread, in the guise of "concern," to disrupt dialogue or undermine morale by pointing out that posters and/or the site may be getting themselves in trouble, usually with an authority or power. They point out problems that don't really exist. The intent is to derail, stifle, control, the dialogue. It is viewed as insincere and condescending.

A concern troll on a progressive blog might write, "I don't think it's wise to say things like that because you might get in trouble with the government." Or, "This controversy is making your side look disorganized."

by thevineyard May 9, 2007

conference

Smoke weed, but in an enclosed & private area amongst known company & not total strangers. Generally done when participating in a group effort or task. To share a brief 4:20 with a trusted group of friends or associates in a secluded area.

Chris, Adam, Sam, & I are having a backstage conference at NearFest, would you care to join us?

by PirateShip May 30, 2011

one direction concert

A place where fans meet up at an arena or stadium and listen to one direction (the best boyband ever) live..usually the concert consists of 80% fans and 20% carrots.at the concert you should expect twitter questions, lyric changes, falling , them eating on stage, and them being chased by security.

I went to a one direction concert on june 28,2013 and im now having post concert depression

by jenna horan April 16, 2014

concert in the trunk

when your car system sounds good

if your system bumps,you gotta concert in the trunk.

by don moore September 8, 2006

Colbert Eclair

Using 2 chips and a whip cream can, cover one chip in whip cream and then place the second chip on top. Consume! And enjoy!

First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010

I just gave your mom a Colbert Eclair

by John Stuart Stwart March 31, 2010