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Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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Computer Slamming

A Sport that can be played by anyone who owns a Computer. Computer Slamming is similar to Pillow Fighting but with Old and/or Worthless Computers instead of Pillows. What you have to do is basically hit the faces of your class' bullies with it, or slam it really hard against the floor and leave it damaged as much as possible so that it doesn't have to be powered on or be touched by a human hand ever again.
Okay, class! Bring all your Worthless Computers with you to the patio. In today's class we're playing Computer Slamming!
by Python Coder February 6, 2023
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vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! February 29, 2008
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Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.
"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!
by Ju_C December 20, 2009
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Non-Computer Lingo-ey

Someone whom is not certain about alot of computer lingo. Someone whom does not understand computer lingo very much
Bart: You gotta open the program, right click and go to properties and set up the network.
Jim: Slow Down, Im non-computer Lingo-ey.
by Dr. Richard Cheese January 23, 2011
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Toilet Computer

A Smartphone; i.e. iPhone, Android, or Blackberry cell phone.
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
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Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(
by Dentor February 16, 2020
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