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Comment-sation

A conversation on Facebook communicated completely through comments on a status, post, photo, etc.
(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)

Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011
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Internet Comment

I wanted to commit seppuku after reading that internet comment.
by JohnDickington July 11, 2022
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Comment Rage

When youโ€™re watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.
OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)
by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019
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Comment Kamikaze

A person who spam copy and pastes emojis in comment sections.
๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜— ๐Ÿ˜™ ๐Ÿ˜š ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿ˜œ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜› ๐Ÿค‘ ๐Ÿค— ๐Ÿค“ ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿค  ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ž ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™ โ˜น๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜ฃ ๐Ÿ˜– ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿ˜ค ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜ก ๐Ÿ˜ถ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‘ ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ๐Ÿ˜ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ง ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ ๐Ÿ˜ต ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Comment Kamikaze
by The Comment King April 5, 2017
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Comment Convo

Usually taking place on Facebook, when one posts a comment on something and another person replies to that comment creating a conversation via commenting instead of simply using chat.
1: "This picture is great"
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."
by Numerouno2794. December 25, 2010
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Comment Hussars

Usually the comment hussars are the soldiers of a youtuber. These hussars fight a lot with other comment hussars because of youtube dramas or cuz they are bored. They have a ranking system,normally the comment hussars know each other, and they chose officers,liuteants,generals and of course their king is the youtuber. A comment hussars should belong to different kings but these kings are usually good friends,so its pretty rare to find a hussar how has two kings who doesnt like each other. So basically they are just boys who raid other youtubers and arguing with each other on the internet.
Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
by Rgeraltwilhelmspatton01 May 13, 2020
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Comment Parasite

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like โ€œL Bozo, L, L + Ratioโ€ It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: โ€œ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ’€โ€

Person 2: โ€œStop being a Comment Parasiteโ€

Person:โ€ Itโ€™s not a mistake itโ€™s a masterpiece.โ€
Person 2: โ€ Itโ€™s not a mistake itโ€™s a masterpiece.โ€

Creator:โ€ Comment parasites Smh.โ€
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
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