(Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011

by JohnDickington July 11, 2022

When youโre watching a video, think of a boss comment only to find that someone already commented it and has 1K+ likes on it.
OMG I just thought of the best comment! *Scrolls down and sees exactly what they were thinking of* (Insert head banging and comment rage)
by SomeGuyWhoLikesHoodies October 1, 2019

๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค ๐ค ๐ค ๐ ๐คก ๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ โน๏ธ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐ซ ๐ฉ ๐ค ๐ ๐ก ๐ถ ๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ฆ ๐ง ๐ฎ ๐ฒ ๐ต ๐ณ ๐ฑ Comment Kamikaze
by The Comment King April 5, 2017

Usually taking place on Facebook, when one posts a comment on something and another person replies to that comment creating a conversation via commenting instead of simply using chat.
1: "This picture is great"
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."
2: "Ya i remember this"
1: "You weren't there"
2: "Uh ya i was, i just wasn't in the pic"
1: "Prove it"
2: "I don't have to prove anything to you"
3: "chill guys this is becoming a Comment Convo. Take it elsewhere."
1: "whatever..."
by Numerouno2794. December 25, 2010

Usually the comment hussars are the soldiers of a youtuber. These hussars fight a lot with other comment hussars because of youtube dramas or cuz they are bored. They have a ranking system,normally the comment hussars know each other, and they chose officers,liuteants,generals and of course their king is the youtuber. A comment hussars should belong to different kings but these kings are usually good friends,so its pretty rare to find a hussar how has two kings who doesnt like each other. So basically they are just boys who raid other youtubers and arguing with each other on the internet.
Hussar general: Forward comment hussars! This guy said our king is a fuckin idiot!
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
Enemy: Cuz you guys all motherfuckin idiots!
Hussar: Plz learn that skilll,u know writing!!!
Other Hussar: Stfu fuckin braindead motherfucker!!!
Another Hussar: fuckin stupid idiot!!!
Enemy: *Dies in pain*
by Rgeraltwilhelmspatton01 May 13, 2020

A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like โL Bozo, L, L + Ratioโ It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: โ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion ๐ค๐โ
Person 2: โStop being a Comment Parasiteโ
Person:โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Person 2: โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Creator:โ Comment parasites Smh.โ
Person 2: โStop being a Comment Parasiteโ
Person:โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Person 2: โ Itโs not a mistake itโs a masterpiece.โ
Creator:โ Comment parasites Smh.โ
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
