If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him
Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.
by Skroof life November 26, 2021
a tired ass hoe that sucks mosquitoe tits all day. duck game low. talks trash til comes to fighting. only cooter he can get us his step moms which is why his dad moved out
by hannahgothoes November 30, 2019
Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE
by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021
eeeeew that kid is so Colton.
by Bill sucks May 03, 2022
by creamyblood October 19, 2020
Dating a girl named "Stacia," but obviously using her as a coverup so he can get away with flirting with guys "as a joke."
"Colton we know you like men ."
by TheStupendousOne June 04, 2022
by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021