Cannock-Coffee

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire

To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013
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Coffee Ring

A brown ring left on your cock after fucking someone in the ass.
Next time wipe your ass better cuz i got a coffee ring.
by Bulldozatron June 14, 2011
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Bad Coffee

A webcomic about a mobster named Laura that works for her cousin, Will. Features zombie Hordes, emo kids, and ink splatters!
Bad Coffee is the ferrari of webcomics.
by worstie November 24, 2008
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pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)
Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.
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Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!
Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!
by Wojo211 August 08, 2005
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Irish coffee

1. Coffee with whiskey
2. Whiskey in a coffee cup that the drinker claims to be "just coffee"
1. This Irish coffee is great on St. Paddy's Day!
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.
by bunsOFcottagecheese March 30, 2015
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coffee and contemplation

A saying made by Stranger Things Jim Hopper David Harbour that is literally the meaning of life.
Hopper: “Mornigs are for coffee and contemplation”
by swimz$$&& March 03, 2018
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