d colon

D:

Racism is evil. d colon!

by dcolonization May 6, 2022

Cafe Codename

Noun.

The name a coffee shop puts on your drink. It’s so scrambled you can use it as your spy name.

Barista: “order for Alyssa :)”

The cup: U-H-L-I-S-U-H

Alyssa: My cafe codename goes hard. What is yours Bella?

Belle: beilauh :(

by finnrmyman November 26, 2022

little blond coconut

Small blond minded girl who is colored on the outside and white on the inside

Dang you little blond coconut

by Amaya and Evony February 11, 2017

Mr. Coconut

A coconut from TDI. (Total Drama Island)

Owen (A character from TDI) grabs a random coconut that fell off a tree and names it "Mr. Coconut" which annoyed Heather, Duncan, and Gwen. (also characters from TDI) Mr. Coconut stays with Owen for that whole episode, until Chris Mclean (The host of the show) throws him into the water to avoid anyone else getting off at the voting ceremony. However, Duncan gets voted off in the voting ceremony the following episode.

Owen: MR. COCONUT NOOOOO!!!!!
Heather: Everything we discussed back there, stays back there.
Duncan: Oh yeah.
Gwen: No argument.

by ¯\_㋡_/¯ April 20, 2021

Colon-bowlin'

A term for anal sex.

I went colon-bowlin' with Bruce last night.

by Slam-a-lam-a-ding-ding-ding-dong September 12, 2008

Coconut Crab

The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...

Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by B00G3RFAC3! August 2, 2012

Coconut mall

If you get coconut malled you getting owned by someone

NATHAN JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021